EXERCISE YOUR RIGHTS
You can work off your Pandemic Paunch or Shelter-in-place Sixteen (lbs) by listening to two hours of exercise records that host Patrick Bryant has collected without reason over the years. You'll hear square dances, discosize, and Miss Piggy providing instructions on how you can improve your health. Exercise helps distract from your disgust at the music being played.
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